Tonight, I became a legend.
Ward softball. Pretty awesome. Other team didn't show - we played against ourselves, and it was awesome.
Definitely found my softball cleats from hs/college; still fit like a glove.
I melted. I think the back of my knees sweat more then the rest of me. (Sorry, tmi) Even my hair got in on the action = gross.
Next, ward BBQ - burgers, dogs, and chips.
I had a cheeseburger and a hot dog, and 5 gallons of water.
The EQP dropped a triple stack cheeseburger onto my plate. With 3 slices of nasty American cheese. Then, they dared me to eat it all. All three hamburgers + 3 nasty pieces of cheese + bun (obviously) for $5. Mind you, this is post-dinner.
I smashed it. I squeezed it. Just so I could fit it into my mouth. Friends gathered 'round, cheering me on.
Ketchup was placed at my right hand; water directly in front.
Tyler massaged my shoulders, screaming, "Come on! You can do it!"
And this is the final story:
"We are so impressed!" they said.
"We are going to announce this in Elders Quorum on Sunday," they said.
"I need some pepto bismol," groaned my tummy.
All in all, I am now legend. I have earned respect from the men folk.
They even offered me a spot to bear my testimony about my experience in Elders Quorum on Sunday, after they announce my feat.
Little do they know - I have a tripple header (of softball) tomorrow morning at 7:30 am. This food baby better be gone by then. Wish me luck!